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CID : The case of the mysterious blood – Part 2

(..continued from CID : Part 1)

Abhijeet : Sir, maine pata kar liya hai. Is shahar mein, is tarah ke DNA waale suvar, ek IT park ke aas paas ke ilaake mein milte hain.

Daya : Ek aur baat pata chala hai sir. Is prajaati ke suvar paanch-dus generation se usi ilaake mein reh rahe hain. Wahaan kuch zyaada khana nahi milta. Is liye woh sirf carbon paper, newspaper etc khaane ke liye adapt ho gaye hain.

Fredricks : Haan sir. Maine aisi baat Discovery channel pe bhi dekhi thi!

ACP : IT park?! Kuch to gadbad hai Daya, Kuch to gadbad hai.. Pata lagao us ladki ka pati kya kaam karta tha.. Mujhe lagta hai wo ek kasai tha.. aur suvar ko jaan se marna uska roz ka kaam tha.. par woh IT park waale suvar ko hi kyun maarne laga?

Daya finds out that the Lady’s husband is a Software Engineer working in the same IT park!!

Daya : Sir woh to kasai nahi, Software engineer nikla!

Abhijeet : Daya, aaj kal kasai bhi Software Engineer ban ne lage hain..

ACP : Are wah! Ab kuch samajh mein aa raha hai.. Shaayad us Engineer ko suvar khaane ka bahut shauk tha. Isi liye, mauka dekhte hi, usne apne hi office ke nazdeek waale suvar ka kidnap karke, usko jaan se maar di!

Fredricks : Sir, par suvar to har hotel main milta hai.. Aur agar wahi baat thi, to ab tak woh Engineer gumshuda nahi hota..

ACP : Fredricks, kabhi kabhi tum bhi akal ki baat karte ho..

Daya : Sir, mujhe lagta hai, woh suvar, is Engineer ke baare mein kuch raaz ki baat jaanta tha..

Abhijeet : Daya, abhi thodi der pehle tumne kaha ki suvar sirf paper khaata tha? Main samajh gaya sir.. Us Engineer ke paas uch aisa confidential paper tha, jo kisiko pata nahi chalna chahiye tha…

ACP : …aur woh paper galti se kachre mein chala gaya, jise suvar ne kha liya. Jab ise pata chala ki woh paper, suvar ke pet main hai, to usne suvar ka khoon karke paper nikaal liya, par khoon ko pochna bhool gaya!!

ACP : Daya, Mujrim chahe kitna bhi shaatir ho, ek na ek suraag zaroor chod jaata hai..

Fredricks : Kya baat hai Abhijeet! Tumhe to medal milna chahiye..

ACP : Mazak band karo! Daya, us IT company mein jaake us Engineer ka golmal pata lagao.. humare paas waqt bahut kam hai! Episode khatam hone ko bahut kam time hai.. Abhijeet tum us suvar ke laash ka pata lagao.. mujrim ko pakadne ke liye saboot to chahiye!

Abhijeet successfully finds the dead body in the municipality garbage and Daya comes running to ACP.

Daya : Sir, maine us Engineer ka Computer, Hard disk, mouse, mouse pad, keyboard, printer aur monitor seize kar liya hai.. Usne apni company ka lakhonka gafla iya hai sir. Sabhi details is pen drive mein hai sir..

ACP : Abhijeet, us pen drive ko lagao.. Abhi doodh ka doodh aur pani ka pani ho jayega! (looking at monitor) Are, yeh to bahut baDa fraud lagta hai..

Fredricks : Lagta hai hum sabki increment pakki..

Abhijeet : Ab sirf us qaatil ko dhoondna baaki hai sir.. Daya, chalo us ghar ke watchman se ugalwaate hain..

The troop goes to watchman of the house.

ACP : Batao, woh khooni kahaan hai?

Watchman : Main kuch nahi jaanta saab..

Abhjeet : Yeh aise nahi maanega.. Jab Daya ka haath padta hai toh muh se piano bajne lagta hai. Kya?

Daya gives a tight slap and watchman reveals the truth and Engineer is caught.

ACP(to culprit) : Sharam nahi aati tujhe, ek naadaan suvar ko maar diya.. tumhe to fansi honi chahiye.. ab sadte rahena jail me.. fansi ka order aane tak!

And yet another case solved successfully by the Great CID!!

CID : The case of the mysterious blood – Part 1

There were times when I used to enjoy every single thing shown on TV with great enthusiasm. Be it comedy, drama, horror, cartoon or even DD News! I used to desperately wait for episodes of some of the serials like Suraag, Aahat, CID, Shaktimaan and others which appears ridiculous now. Although most of these soaps are stopped now, I still enjoy watching CID once in a while, which the Sony TV telecasts sincerely twice in a day, each of 12 hours(Infact Sony TV can be renamed as CID TV). It is the longest running investigative serial in India running for almost a decade. All of the investigators have become a household name now. Watching the way they investigate, with their all-famous dialogues, I felt even I could contribute an episode for them! Here it is.

(The scene begins with Fredricks cracking his nonsense jokes and ACP Pradyuman looking all serious, waiting for their next case to come and others enjoying their free time)

(The cell phone rings)

ACP(on phone) : Hello, kaun baat kar raha hai? kya baat hai?

Lady(on phone) : Sir yahaan ek khoon hua hai!

ACP(on phone) : tum wahi ruko hum abhi aate hain.

ACP : Abhijeet, Daya, fauran chalo. Kisika khoon hua hai.

As usual, ACP with all his super powers knows where the call has come from. The entire team reaches the spot within a commercial break. They enter the house and see a pool of blood on the floor.

ACP : Daya, yeh khoon ka sample forensic lab ko DNA testing ke liye bhej do aur pata lagao kiska khoon hai.. Abhijeet, Fredricks, dhundo dhundo …sare jagah ko achhi tarh se check karo…koi na koi sabut milega hi…criminal kitana bhi chaalaak ho lekin ek to galti karta hi he.. (to lady) Kiska khoon hua hai? Lash kahan hai?

Lady : Pata nahi sir. Jab mein aayi to khoon dekh ke ghabra gai aur aapko phone kiya!

Fredricks : Pata nahi?!! Hum kya aapko Blood bank waale dikhte hain jo aap blood donate karne ke liye bulaaya?

Abhijeet : Freddy, jaane do. woh bechaari sadme mein hain. (to ACP)Sir, mujhe lagta hai, iske pati ka khoon hua hai aur iske boyfriend ne karvaya hai. Aapko kya lagta hai?

ACP : Abhijeet, abhi tak to laash bhi nahi mila hai! har case ek tarah nahi hota! Har episode mein kuch naya hona padta hai! kuch samajh me nahi aa raha… ab to khoon se hi puchhna padega… chalo Dr. Salunke ke paas chalte hain… vahi pata chalega ki hua kya tha..

ACP : Dr.Salunkhe kya kehta hai yeh khoon? zara hamein bhi to batayiye..

Dr. Salunke : Boss! Shaayad aapka shak galat nikla! Yeh to kisi jaanwar ka khoon hai, lagta hai kisi desi suvar ki hai. Ab agar us ladki ke pati ka DNA sample mil jaaye to match karke dekh sakte hain.

Daya : Sir, par uska pati to lapata hai..

ACP : Ab kya karen? Yeh case to ulajhta hi ja raha hai..

Abhijeet : Sir, ek kaam kar sakte hain. Hum us ladki se puchte hain ki, kya uska pati jaanwar tha?

Abhijeet queries the lady and is surprised to find out that the lady’s husband is in fact human! ACP calls for a meeting in his chamber about the proceedings of the case.

ACP : Mujhe ek baat samajhme nahi aa rahi.. ki.. us suvar ka khoon uske ghar mein kyun aaya? aur kaise?

Daya : Sir, mujhe lagta hai, us ladki ke pati se iska kuch connection hai. Kyunki jabse khoon mila hai, woh lapata hai.

ACP : Abhijeet, is shahar ka chappa chappa chan maro. Pata lagao, is shahar mein aise kitne suvar hain jinka blood group us sample se match hota hai.

Abhijeet : Yes sir.

ACP : Woh suvar kuch aisa jaanta tha, jiske wajah se khooni ko use maarne par majboor kar diya. Woh suvar aisa kya jaanta tha??

(continued on CID : Part 2..)